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Role. report. What’s going on everyone? Welcome back to another episode of making podcast. Great Again I. Am Your Tech Stuff? Guy Jana and we are here of course with the president of the United States of America Mr Donald J TRUMP MR president. How are you in this another crazy week for you? You know if America didn’t have such a strong leader. I think we’d be in real trouble. Was President. You’re getting some awesome ratings and reviews on I. Tunes People are are a raving about you. They love the podcast. Okay I I mean I know you’re new to this show, but you know why you sound very surprised. I’m. Encouraging well. Why do I mean I’m the President United States? I have the number one podcast in the world. Why do I need encouragement I? Think I’m doing pretty okay without What was your name? My name is Jay. All right well Fred. It’s you know it’s you know we’re doing okay before right said Fred showed up, okay. I’m doing courage for this podcast. Well Mr President I just WANNA to say. You’re doing great in the ratings, reviews and I just want to sell all the listeners. Thank you so much and keep spreading the word. You guys are so kind and just keep rating reviews. We’re going to go up in the rankings and we really appreciate it. By the way I received personal communications okay. Can’t see those, but I received very secure communications. From high up, people listen to the shadow, and they told me that it was maybe the best episode we’d ever done last week. And I wanted to make one correction. You know we don’t make a lot of mistakes. And whoever the tax stuff guy was last week. Made kind of an error will forgive it. You know he’s not here anymore, but we’ll forgive it right Dan Hollander. The man’s name was the full name was Roy Dan Hollander. Not just den Hollander Roy Dan Hollander put some respect his name. I mean he’s a piece of shit. You really want me to put respect on his name Mr President. You know. It’s with that hating attitude that men’s rights. Yes I understand president. I should deathly have a better attitude because he was. A very you know of very strong important ’cause that we should be bind. When you don’t respect when you show disrespect to sort of you know I would call them the John Lewis. Of the men’s Rights Movement When you don’t show him up respect, you do damage to all men, all men okay, so he may have had unique methods that we don’t approve of all the time. In a murder suicide is, you’re normally not a strong. PROTEST TACTIC THAN YOU UNIQUE MR president in a naked was a unique. You know yet his own techniques, but I think men’s rights when we have a man like you, okay right said Fred when you say. He was a whatever you call them. You diminishment. We need to be together on this. So I just wanted to say his name was Roy. Dan Hollander Not Dinho. He wasn’t some Dutch. With the name called Dan Hollander. Roy Dan Hollander. Still a strange middle name Mr President. You will be missed. I’m not going to miss him at all Mr President. You are having a tough time in the polls Biden. Is on attack on you for how you’re dealing with cove in. There’s a new campaign ad that just came out. That’s beginning a lot of attention. How are you going to correct us and no, you’re wearing the mask now, but you haven’t been wearing an all the time in public. Your numbers are going down. Biden’s are going up. You don’t seem nervous, but how are you going to right the ship? We had great news by the way that you didn’t bring up. A vaccine is going to like a phase three trial, okay? So we are making great progress on a vaccine. And I’M GONNA. Tell you we’re going to bring back the economy. Waiting to get a vaccine. And then going to say trump got us a vaccine and our economies back. Let’s vote for trump sleepy joe. As allie sleepy and I think. It doesn’t stand a chance. You think Americans are GonNa Forget about the four million plus infected and I’ve already forgotten hundred thirty.
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Forgotten about them I’m looking forward not back so I hope as it’s called optimism. Know when I step over those dead bodies. I’m looking forward not backward. Well. If you go diamond, you’re going to have to look backward because those are part of the millions. No I’M NOT GONNA. Look back, we’re GONNA look forward. You think on D Day. They were looking backwards, or were they looking forward to take out? The German so you know made some good arguments, but overall I think where the bad guys. So you don’t think Biden’s campaign. AD or any of this is swaying Americans. I think people are nervous. Because the fake news fake news is doing. A real disservice to me. The fake news is the bigger enemy than the virus. Do. You have a nickname for the fake news. Besides the fake news, I know the virus has when lamenting is the failing New York Times. in our the SDN say. you know, and and basically they’re just that they’re all liars, and it’s a disgrace. Because if they were telling the truth, people would realize that the cove is not so bad. And we’re doing a great job with it, but they you know. They WANNA scare people. The style advertisements to it’s coded to me. Fake news is now the bigger enemy than covid. If there was a mask that could protect us from fake news I would tell you that. I. Don’t think there is a mask to protect us from the news Mr President. We’re going to sell Helen Keller Masks. They block your eyes and ears, and it protects you from fake news. Mr President. I know Florida is a The second home to you mar-a-lago. was there you golf there a lot? And now you were at parties. Don’t feel good Epstein parties my apologies. Epstein parties by by the way not that we have to get into this now short somebody suggested on a very strong live episode that we did not you and I, but whoever the tech stuff guy was done. August tenth that we have some sort of memorial podcast. Celebrate you know celebration of life. happy meals. You know we. We have happy meals to honor the late Jeff Epstein. So, do you want to deliver the happy meals? You just want to eat the happy meals yourself. I’m confused about the whole. Happy meals I think you know happy meals a happier when they’re shared. I think I could sell that as a campaigns. McDonald’s. It’s nothing happy about eating happy meal by yourself, but if if I learned anything from from Jeff. Epstein you know. Nothing happier than than you know having a happy meal with fourteen of your favorite. Thirteen year old friends. Everybody gets a toy. Everybody gets a toy You know French fries. Okay? This was by the way before they started putting fruit in handy meals. This is when you could get a nice hamburger. Cheeseburger mcnuggets fries toy type me not now, but apple slices, and you know I don’t know. Milk Right. At My cheeseburger and milk. Your coaching, you can’t have that. You know at any Ivanka I guess. I gotTA respect. You know. She had a fingers crossed when she converted, but. We try to respect it. The President like I said before Florida Biden is currently beating you in the polls in. Florida and I don’t know if you know this this historical fact, but without Florida. No Republican candidate has won the election elect. I don’t know if you know this fact. No Republican, not one has ever. Won The election since nine, thousand, nine, hundred, twenty, four, four, nine, hundred, twenty, four, since nineteen, twenty, four that. Republican has won without Florida. At Snow I I obviously do know that, so you knew that. You were following me. I was saying the fact, and then you’re. Like. Is there an echo here? ’cause I I’m saying nineteen, twenty four, and then the tech stuff guy is coming in, you know. I’m sorry one of these Christmas carols. Do you hear what I hear? Do you? Would I we’re harmonizing? All kinds of I mean not not as good as could do somebody else, but you know.
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So you doesn’t make you nervous that you were down in Florida and Florida is like your state. What’s up with that? Florida is right now going through a tough thing. Okay. They have a few cases. And the media is making a very big deal of it, and you know it’s it’s making. I can’t blame people for being nervous. That’s what the fake news wants him to be wants to be nervous. Did you see a few cases I have a few cases I? Am I guess I’m saying are cases. I’m not saying that no cases but Derek Aces and the fake news is making turn why there’s so many there’s not so many cases, and we’ve protected our old people. Especially, our old wealthy white people and they’re safe and they’re the ones most in jeopardy of of dying. And we’re protecting them. Okay, but. It’s not as bad in once we get through this and people realize it was the fake news media lying to them and making things seem worse. They’ll come running back to me. Florida is one of the states that reopened without regulations, and they were one of the big spiking states. It’s called freedom. But, it came with with consequences with people getting sick and dying. Have you ever heard the phrase? Freedom isn’t free. I have heard of that. Freedom isn’t free. You can control this I. Think the freedom isn’t free. Part doesn’t really go in the pandemic. Nowadays is because you know. You got to be free. And maybe Nanna doesn’t get to live, and there’s a there’s a sort of price. No Freedom Sometimes Salat. Sacrificing someone for your freedom. Well let me tell you something. I believe in freedom so much it’s part of WHO I am. I’ll sacrificed as many lives as it takes. For me to have freedom. So, you’re telling me. It doesn’t matter how many Americans die as long as you are free. That’s the most important we have to have. A country and our country is based on freedom and liberty. And Porn and if we can have. Those three things. We don’t have a country. So why is it’s not even worth living in if we become? Communist China Our Our country lives on freedom. Liberty and porn is that. Is that part of your campaign? S. L. Pay. But Mr President Florida. You’re saying that everything is being taken care of, but they yesterday had to cancel a Florida marlins game because they think the total was sixteen people. Were infected by cove. I think nine Florida marlins players. They all have sex with Derek jeter. the used. He used to live in a trump building. Okay, and I just got to say the only thing coming into that apartment more than groupies where. PHARMACEUTICAL CREAMS Are you, alleging that Derek jeeter cheated or took some sort of substance to help him in the game of baseball now I’m suggesting at a ton STD’s. Dudley different, but usually act class act on the field. Handing out herpes and memorabilia bags. Off the field. Herbie’s. Always. Betas always paid as maintenance on time. I respected because he’s half black so I thought he might be working on doing things late or stealing cable. He’s not stealing cable he’s. MILLIONARE’s me I’m telling you. He didn’t steal. He excuse me. Did he live in your buildings? I don’t have a building. They go exactly so he lived in one of the trump buildings. Okay, and I’m telling you. He didn’t steal cable I already told you that. You don’t get nervous for baseball. I mean basketball, but in the bubble I know but baseball. All these teams are traveling. You don’t think the season’s going to be canceled in a few weeks when justice covert outbreak in Major League, baseball? At stuff, okay, because the Marlins Bailey a baseball team. They’re sort of a disgrace I think that where we’re going with baseball is we’re GONNA, have to fight through it. We’re GONNA have to you know once again. Freedom isn’t free. And You know if. If. Some players after gets sick for our freedoms.
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I think it’s OK. Still big freedom fiend tonight. If everything is for freedom, so anything can happen as. It I. Think I’m saying that because before I got on the podcast, Big Gay Mike. Pence was dancing to George Michael’s freedom like yet it on repeat okay and I think it got stuck in my head. Mr President Baseball is back right now I. Don’t know how long it’s going to be back four and that of course brings us to our sponsor this week. Which is Ben Online dot ag bet online dot AJ. They have they are are a ride or die. sponsor. They are and sports, her back and basketball’s comeback. We have baseball back. Hockey’s coming back so it’s your chance to bet on all these sports with your exclusive wagering partner Ben, Online, Dot AG majorly. League, Baseball’s here and everything is going to be in full swing soon, so there’s no shortage of ways to get in on the Action Ben. Online has all the. The odds futures and props feed a ban on and as sports returns bet online had some extras. Then align sat down with Eddie George from the NFL Robert Horry. Seven time MBA champ and Harold Reynolds from Major League Baseball to get their opinions on what it’d be like playing without fans. They’re no fans in any of these games and they’re calling this thing. Now. Check that out. You can hear these players give you know their two cents on how they feel about everything that’s going on so the Fan Democ and visit Ben Online Dot H. G. Today to check out all the odds and up-to-date sports news. Don’t forget to sign up and take advantage of all the welcome back to sports bonuses also, there is table games poker. BLACKJACK? Bent Online Day. AG has everything so. Ben Online your online wagering parts. Mr. President as we continue to talk about sports. You canceled You’re throwing out the pitch at Yankee Stadium. You cancelled that day. Can you tell us why exactly you cancelled it? was canceled because we scheduled some very strong meetings on Covid for that day and obviously. That is more important than throwing out first pitch and obviously. PEOPLE WANNA. See me throw that bitch because I tell you I can throw i. Can Really I mean it’s. People people are going to be shocked when I just of. Released the heat while I saw on the White House lawn when you had the the little league players over you threw the ball very nice city, but you were a little shaky on catching the ball. There’s a picture of you and you’re very unsure of catching on your catchy it like a like a basket like Willie mays, Hayes. That’s that you had to catch the ball like this. Is the thing. Okay, so you being a wise guy? As somebody who has raised two children, okay, I think I know about it dealing how? Do, you have do okay and when? You play catch the kid you WanNa make them feel like he’s very strong so when he throws the ball. You go hey and you. Go that was that was stuff and it makes the kids feel good, and it’s very nice of you Mr. President Media Well. You know I did it. Because the one kids sing was like yet, a single mom and she had quite the rack. And See really do for the child. Who? What child. The mother okay was. A blonde. She. Don’t you know when I was meeting them? She she was the the kids said. My Sir called me Sir. said that is you know? His father passed away a few years ago. And I looked and I said. Where’s your mom? Want any pointed to and I said. That’s your mom. And I mean this woman. Stunning. And I like you know. I didn’t ask her would have been rude to ask if the breasts were fake. So I probably. Did about. You know a handshake but I. I bumped the breast with the back of my hand. And they were real. I could tell they were rea-. You could tell a real breast by the back of your hand nudge. That is some talent. I mean. Do we have to get into the you know? Maybe everything I’ve I’ve run through in my prolific career.
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Alike, Called it running through. Not Women who you’ve bedded or lovers. You’ve had in the past people you’ve run through I. MEAN THAT’S A. WAY TO PUT IT MR president well and in a so. I went to have a cat with their son. And you know made them feel better because. There’s an old trump family saying. What is this thing? The way. To a single mothers private part. Is through our heart? By making R, thank you give a shit about her kid. Very Long. But it is so true it’s such A. It’s so true so that. You know that woman and I you know. Let me, ask you a question. Would you look if you could get some a? Woman. In bed. And you weren’t you married man? I assume I am. Okay well. Some of us. That doesn’t matter, but you seem like a guy that that matters to. Would you not look like a clown a little bit like Mayo? Look. I can’t catch your son’s throw. He’s so talented of course. I mean exactly a sense of humor is. Would you know the number? One thing would usually when women ask for, so if was really, it wasn’t a sense of humor. I was pretending like our son had talent so that she would then say. How he’s being nice to my son, but I wasn’t pretending I. was pretending, but I was making the kid feel like yet talent. You. So. Really, it was to impress the mother. Right and who knows she might have. I’m not going to be around, but you know he might have a baby brother at us. Congratulations? Well now in the eighties, they probably know. pull out done. So any nicknames is the president. Of Talent. But Mr President. We’re on the sports arena. The seventies in the seventies and nineties. They called me no consent on so that was a little more strong stronger. Back then. But the eighties everybody was doing that. You didn’t have to worry everybody who was on coke, and so it was not me not made that so I was able to pick out my strong targets. From no consent on no pullout done. And then back to know consent on. Took the nickname doc. Right I, said you know I said. Don’t call it a comeback. But. That is technically come on your back. Are. A little bit a little bit now. Mr President. You played allergies of course fake apologies to all the people that will hear that goes a little nasty this week. In what? Nasty was man that single mom. Was Nasty one of your nicknames. Well, she kept saying it turns out. She was a she was a trump supporter and she kept saying in bed. While I, wasn’t in bad okay. She kept saying on the resolute desk. Call Me Nasty. Call me a nasty woman. You know because that’s sort of my thing so I called her a nasty woman. And it turns out. She was a nasty woman. Apparently. Now Mr President you nothing out of. His son was Sun was legitimately terrible baseball. He had ’em with that. Yeah, well, no. I ended I told her that as she was leaving us. Choose wiping up to that. Because you know you don’t want somebody, thinking, would the exactly say? I said well you’RE GONNA have to get, I’m calling secret service enough to get out of here is a here’s a monogrammed White House Napkin to clean yourself up with. Your son Sucks Baseball. ‘CAUSE, that’s like the big reveal at the end. That’s how you feel good at the end way feel like. She feels like she made a connection, and then it’s almost like a prank show. Where the end you know, just getting I, hate your son and I. Don’t like you much. Get Out of here before Melatonin see. That’s that’s horrible. Mr President. But you did play. She should’ve left on her own accord. She made me ask relieve Osu. She was hanging around and you had to Kinda. Push her out. Well I mean. Isn’t the like you know thirty seconds. After the deed is done, you should be on. Your way isn’t I thought that was sort of the normal court courting. They call it cording. That is the normal time to be out of the thirty seconds.
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Well, the point is another satisfied trump customer. And you did play golf with a NFL Pro Bowler. Brett farve. Hall of Famer I think Paula famer pro bowler. Did he win? The he never once did he with aided when a super bowl he did. He want to correct a one one. That was elway. He’s to say once the packers horseface La. Be Nice to John elway. Does Not look like a horse. He resembles of Bronco a little bit, and that’s why he’s the GM the Denver. broncos A match made in heaven. Tell is golf with. Brett farve. I beat them. I’ve been pretty pretty strongly, but it was It was a fun time because everybody was giving Him Grief He. I wanted to go with him because I was a little. Not Too happy with him Markelle well a few weeks ago. He called Colin Kaepernick a hero. and. You Know Brad Five. A. Is from Mississippi. It’s far I. Don’t think you pronounce far, but let’s technically. It’s Fabra FA. Cars so I was talking to to. You. Know Brett Bet Brett favor. and. I told him I didn’t like that. You called gone capital. GOUZER trader. To the country. A hero and I thought. If anybody you’re a guy for Mississippi. State last place I would expect people to call Colin. Kaepernick a hero. And so I wanted to golf, and just you know. Pick his brain and find out why he betrayed white people so so strongly. Any explained to me that he has some concussions. From his playing days. and. You know he wasn’t in his right mind, so I accepted that you know it’s a tough fight it when it was a tough sport when you could really kill the quarterback show, I respect that and I’m hoping that a few days so he’ll come out publicly and. Take back the statement about gap panic. Well bred far. He did have some scandals with You are infamous for some scandals to he. When he played for the jets, he was accused of sending Dick Pics to I. Think it was a cheerleader or one of the reporters there Did you guys happen to talk about? That I was impressed. I told him he had a huge hog. Striking commentary of YOU MR president. How did he size up to you? About doing okay okay. No problem down there. Well. That’s nice that you had a good golf game with Brett. Farve and you had a very. Fire. You had a an interview at the White House. I didn’t know you were going to be in the press for this interview and a very interesting interview that you took with His name is L. President of Barstool Sports very controversial website Zeman’s Dave Portnoy. Why would you let him interview? Because he? He’s not a journalist. He is known for being a chauvinist. He’s known for saying many racist remarks before he’s very unapologetic. He is very egotistical. He talks nasty to a lot of people. Why would you has so? What are the negatives? I don’t know I’m I’m excuse me I’m asking you a genuine question what? What where are the problems because I thought I was interviewing him for a position on my staff. And as it turns out, he had some questions and I thought at first I thought it was. Mark Zuckerberg dressed as screech from say like he kind of looked like the, and then I realized he was actually an interview and it was. He’s a talented guy like he has a podcast network that basically is the N.. Words spelled out I respect that. I asked him if he got out of Konya Pass for that. And he said no and I respected it that he did it even without a gonyea pass. but he’s a talented guys got great ideas. I I like the fact that He. You know he speaks. His mind is very talented sort of tre. On on entrepreneur. Well, he’s a talented enterpreneur You know an entrepreneur on entrepreneur. Excuse me, and that’s what I said Onta, knowing you’re.
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At number likes US nobody said Manure I. Know Eh Nobody said that entrepreneur. You did say this minority of Snow It’s entrepreneur. That is what I said. Excuse me. Excuse me. If you win. Yes. Excuse me. I didn’t say anything. Excuse me. Okay. That’s what I said. If you went into two thousand twenty. Is there a job or position for L. President Day and would you call him Dave Portnoy? Call Him L. President. I would call him L. Port a Dante. Portnoy at day and what I would say is. Press Secretary potentially. What he wouldn’t be a bad press press secretary because he really knows about a bullshit that guy, so he’s now I mean nobody’s ever GonNa Pass. Big huck but I think I think he could be my second best press secretary. I think. I think that could be a possible job for him. And? Good book to that and the interview went well. What interview! With President Day Dave Portnoy with the you. You sat down I. Think I mean I saw on twitter? There is about who is that. Deport from Barstool. Sports What’s that? We’re just talking about it. Mr President. This single mother. We can move on. That’s fine. We can move on from. L. Day. Give Very strong cognitive! You remember I just I I know the listeners now on. Everyone listened to the bonus episode, but do you remember the words I? I gave you to remember for the cognitive test last week. Dog. Palm pilot. LAWNMOWER. video-game. Apple was a dog cat stapler computer was close. Mr President very close and Mr. some great news I want to share with all the listeners. If you are in the Tri State area, New York New Jersey Connecticut Long. Island August thirty first seven thirty PM. We will be at the Stress Factory in New Jersey doing a live podcast. We have a special guest opening up for us. live podcast there. special treats planned it’s GonNa to be a great time. Tickets will be on sale this week. We will tweet it out, but checking out. That’s August. Thirty first seven thirty at the Stress Factory in New Jersey also coming up this week. On Patriot Patriot dot com slash MPG A. If you’re an Yvonne member and up your receive an episode of rotten oranges, and if you are a perfect ten member, you’ll receive the rotten oranges, and then also your own private video from President Trump. so join the Patriots Patriot Dot com slash m. p. a. also we have. The lives zoom episode every month for the perfect ten members. We have bonus episode every month, so join up! That’s Patriot dot com slash MP G. A.. Mr President. There is breaking news on twitter. They are reporting. This is a disgraceful story that the Yankees never invited me to patch. WHO’s lying here? Mr President because you did you put it out there a few days ago and no one said anything now. If someone put a lie out about me, I would correct them right away. I wouldn’t let that lie linger. So I I’m believe you Mr President to be I. Believe you because when you tweeted it. They should have called you out right in there, and they didn’t. Well, that’s exactly because when the president the most powerful person in the world. tweet something. If you don’t contradict him. It means that it’s right so I’m GonNa Start tweeting a lot of things in sting. If people don’t contradict, may that that’s not what I was saying. President what I was saying that you said you were going to pitcher Yankee stadium once. You tweeted that the Yankees should responded. You’re not pitching here. Yankee stadium or put out some sort of a you know statement, but they didn’t do anything until you said you were canceling, so it seems like they want to be the person to cancel you instead of you cancelling them cancel culture. It’s can’t so culture unbelievable well. I’m cancelling them I’m you know what let’s? Let’s go with this I? Think baseball is just about the maybe get canceled.
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With covert at night. With trump it might. Well guess we have you to thank for cancelling baseball for the does happen will send in some Rice and beans to some of the players laced with covid and all have to quit. Why are you sending them? Rice and beans Mr President because the best players like rice and beans or plant. Danes will send some some plant. You Know Pyan teens like bananas almost. kind of they’re not. But they’re close. Mr. President I know this is GonNa upset like bananas. They are they are like bananas. They looked like bananas, but their Plantations Bananas Have, you ever tried to take a bite out of a plantation and a bite out of banana. It’s very different. Now but I once attended a party that we called requiem for a dream fame. And I saw a few women. Take plantations. Interesting Party. Jeff Epstein knew how to throw a party rest empower. Now. Excuse me you don’t get to say you didn’t know him. You don’t get to say that I thought you didn’t know him either. Who exactly you did you know Jefferson? Not I’ve heard of the man. Admire him, but you’ve never liked hung out I. think no, no I. Don’t Admire I. Don’t know enough about them to admire him. But you just sitting early in the podcast we are going to celebrate the of his death on August tenth. A Lotta people died on August tenth and the name. Jeff is not exactly the most rare name. If you look up. How many people named Jeff have died on August tenth? I think find a lot of people. So. You’re saying we’re not. In might be exhibited, just going to be Jeff’s that we are going to celebrate on August tenth. Well. We’ll have to say we’ll have to see what happens. We have a lot of things to plan for August tenth, but you know they’ll be. A proper memorial for somebody. Probably named Jeff. Who you don’t know. Not Well not well. Mr President I don’t WanNa get you upset, but it is in the news. Ronald Reagan former president. Republican the Reagan Foundation wants. No Association with. You How do you? How do you feel about that? That would that would really hurt my feelings. I. Think it’s because I’m such a strong, Christian and Ron Reagan son. Have you heard this guy in the videos he does. These atheist videos commercials where he says Ron Reagan, not afraid of burning in hell, and it’s very like annoying atheist stock. And I think when they see. What a strong Christian I am. He probably got very upset. You know, Nancy, Reagan, who was known for great oral in Hollywood. That’s a fact. That where where’s that research? That is in actual books, okay? We’re not gonNA break character but I’m actually telling you that I know exactly that for a fact, folk believe you. I believe tremendous reputation in Hollywood. Not for acting, but for you know her anyways anyway. She’s not around Ronald Reagan’s around. They would’ve loved me. They would respect to me so much. But you know I. Think they’re upset. Because for a long time, people traded Ronald Reagan like he was the greatest Republicans since Lincoln. And now that I’m here and I’m better than Lincoln. Which means I’m obviously much better than Ronald Reagan. There probably upset. They don’t want anything to do with me because. You know the ran the Ronald Reagan slogan right now. It used to be dead on that wall. In the Gorbachev the guy with the birthmark. Race to say, tear down this wall and rugged round ranking. Yeh had great speechwriters had that Nice Voice. You know that. He had that very smooth kind of an actor. I’m so much better than him. It’s absurd. Jealousy. Is that why they’re trying to cancel you? The Reagan’s hate me cause they ain’t me. So, I figured is because when Lincoln Reagan there hasn’t been a great. Republican since Reagan and then you are stepping in and those shoes, and they are upset that their father or their whoever it is is going to be obsolete. I basically. Reagan. And his, blowjob wife totally irrelevant. At never heard anyone described while she said just say no in the eighties, but in apparently in the fifty she said just say yes.
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I think he said something else that I don’t know if it’s appropriate. The podcast well to be honest. Mouth was Bradley do full. To say anything. But you have you have to understand. That’s disrespectful first lady. And who talk okay, Melatonin got here. It wasn’t whether genius. These I can tell you that. Is what I would say. It was an and this is I think a great thing because I’m a strong feminist. No feminist the way the libs say it, but I love women, I love women and their former feminist. I would love if they could do. One of these video games where they can. You know have that they can put the old teams. You know, play the nineteen thirty Yankees versus eighty-six mets. What if we developed a video game under the trump? The trump corporation. And the video game was. First sex with First Ladies. And then you could finally say. Nancy Reagan. Maybe the finals would be Nancy Reagan versus Melatonin. See that you were going somewhere else with it I thought you were going like a mortal. Kombat street fighter of all ex-presidents fighting each other wrong wrong. That’s why you’re not great branding No like Betty. Ford was actually a nice looking woman and had a drinking problem. So who’s to say, she doesn’t maybe sneak into the quarter-finals. Jackie-o every Oh Jackie. O. J. overrated. Maleta Melatonin, you’d see like the video game would be beautiful because you’d have melatonin walk in. The nineteen, sixty two White House with JFK and then Jackie O would walk in. And then you know Mao Tony. Press some buttons. And all of a sudden melatonins, not wearing underwear. About this game what Jackie O has a little hat and melatonins wearing nothing but a hat. and. Then JFK’s I get out of here. Jackie Hall, and then all of a sudden you move onto the next round as he pounds Melatonin on the resolute desk. You know on the other bracket. Maybe a friend says Oh. You know what team I. WanNa play on team, NANCY I’m going to be Nancy Reagan and I’m GonNa see if I can use her. Special powers are finishing move okay. The how the Hollywood the Hollywood hoover and You know. Yeah, it’s a great. It’s a great. It’s a great game. We’re developing right now and maybe have some of these other other the old time ones. You can kind of make hot. You don’t know what they looked like. Who knows what Thomas Jeff? Well Thomas Jefferson might have like an extra sort of you know what in the game, but you know. You don’t know what I Dunno Andrew. Jackson’s wife flipped like probably very ugly, but maybe you can make them a little harder since we don’t really know what they looked like and I think it would be a beautiful game and you know, but I think you know you call it Melatonin versus Nancy. Alien Versus Predator so the two main characters, and then all the other first wives, or just you know role playing characters. They go awesome. That’s a great idea. I can’t wait to get ps four. He’s GonNa. Come Out! It’s GONNA come out on PS sixty nine. Now Mr President. The used to be the G. Eight and then Russia was was kicked out. And now it’s G.. Seven and Germany has rejected your bid to bring Russia back in. What is this all about? Did Vlad say something to? You is trying to be like. Hey, you know like when you were younger in school. You like I liked that girl. Can you talk that the girl for me being get me in. You know and we can go out like, are you talking to summit for Russia? Might isn’t glad. Do it himself. What kind of cuck were you in high school I didn’t have high school like like like elementary middle school. Crush on your in fifth sixth grade, and you’d have your friend. Go over and say Oh that person likes you and then. You never did things like that. Mr President, when you were younger, no I was not a coward and women. Girls came up to me. There was no there was no do this. Better better than me very weak, very weak. Respect that now I think lad Putin is one of our great leaders, a great guy strong and we need him. In, the A. We need to make at the G Eight, okay? and. Because he’s he’s.
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Runs, one of the great countries, and we need him back in their strongly. But, why are you trying to help him? When he admitted to putting bounties on American soldiers heads, why would you help a man like that? Eight input bounties, fake news and I would help him because he’s a strong leader and I think. I have great trust in him. We get along very strongly. Okay! Well. I! Don’t Dunno seems You’re saying you know cock in this and that you don’t think it looks a little that you’re going to fight. A battle for Vlad vides not enough man to do it himself. HE NEEDS MR president trump to do it for him. I’m doing what a friend does for for a great friend Vlad Putin. If I. Tell Him about this episode led Putin. Putin will have your family murdered and poisoning. Cheese I’m not afraid I’m not afraid of. Of ladd, poten not being tough enough, okay, if anything, you should be thanking me for not sharing the episode with lead I thank you. He’s very tough, but you know sometimes friends. Do you know when I was in Russia? He would do favors for me. And I’m only repaying the favor as a friend. Right. That makes sense. It’s a friendly favor. Mr President is. They are so many dead hookers in Russia. Thanks to my great friend lead. And you’re you’re giving me grief about asking because you know. It’s like a country club. I’m in G. Seven. He wants to be in the G. Seven. He’s not black. He’s not a Jew. So he’s welcome in any country club that I like. Okay well. I guess from from that. way of thinking. It makes sense I have no problem with Chicago’s their cushion under saying you know country. Clubs Zaveri. Love very, old school in. The nose up. I hear you, you know they don’t mind. If African Americans are the waiters at that sort of inclusive, but you know membership not so much and then your people. I believe you’re a Kushner. If I’m not mistaken Yes, Japan she s, you know. They have problems with country clubs as well so I would mar-a-lago by the way. We let in everybody. I don’t get a lot of credit for that. But let’s do a trans people in. Well. They have to pay an additional fee, but no sure okay. This the president when I heard this today in an interview, it made me upset. Great Civil Rights Activists Congressman. John Lewis recently passed away and a reporter asked you if you were going to the funeral, or you’re paying respects, the capital and you said no to each. Can You please explain why? A civil rights person said. On tell, everyone is free. No one is free, have you? You’ve heard this right, okay? Yes, it’s. It’s a nice I think it’s a nice saying. We’re free though. No no excuse me. John Lewis did some strong things. There’s no denying that okay. If I’d very I’m here is a nasty old man who disrespected me, but in his younger years he did. He had strong things. I think I think that’s fair to say. He did very strong things. But. Until the country. Can honor. Royden Hollander. And Jeff Epstein. Why would you want them honoring guys? You don’t even know I mean you just told me that Jefferson seems like a good guy, but you don’t even know him. Why are we going to honor him? It’s about what they stood for and I said this on last week’s, which many people called the greatest episode in the history of the show. You aren’t here for it. Obviously, because we’re not having the greatest show right now and other than the video games which I think we got actually going to try and sell. I am telling you. He John Lewis fought for civil rights, but that’s one part of the rights conversation. To say that that’s more important than men’s rights. With Ch D. H.. We call him our D. H.. He fought for men’s rights, and then as I said last week maybe one listening. Jeff Epstein fought for minority rights. It’s not went awry of miners fought for the rights of minors and I feel like we should honor all three together or not at all. Because until everybody is free, no one is free, and until we honor all our heroes, nobody’s era.
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Would anyone wear that? T shirt has the question. which t shirt with John Lewis? Jeffrey up team. Then their. G., three champions. His name is Roy Dan Hollander and it’s the last time I do. I, I would wear that shirt. I would wear that shirt on election night. someone out there, please design the mockup of that t shirt, pleasing tweeted that smell atone, and what if Melatonin? Whose model is you know right or a bikini? Kill. The bottom. As a major, the cops. Be Great. Bengo. Hollander. Now. You’re calling in den Hollander. Well no once I’ve established that it’s Roy I now our d. h. h on the right breast, because covering the right breast because he was men’s rights. And actually now. That John Lewis on the left breast. Jeff Epstein on the right breast. Dan Hollander space covering. Malania wonderland because that’s where the men’s rights. Man would want to be that. He would want control that the most so. Those can be. I think those can be bought at the trump store. The three three champions of rights by gains. I think men might want them to so I. Think you’d have to have a Bikini t shirt just for gentlemen. Well. We’ll see about that, but we’re GONNA. We’re GONNA see we’re going to have. And melatonin model the bikinis and we’ll see how those so. Mr For. The last thing I wanted to mention sorry. We’re going a little long tonight, but the last thing I wanted to mention was a heard your beautiful wife Melania. Starring Garden Malania Melatonin you call her. Nadia. I. It’s been a long day I don’t okay. That is well. She’s revamping the white. House garden she’s going to be planting and doing some gardening work and initiated green thumb now. Can you explain a little more about this? Because this is news to me I didn’t know that she was. She’s got the garden well. She’s got a green thumb and a bleached so. Well. I don’t know that goes together, but it’s definitely some information that every American knows. Now? I didn’t know that she was into planting flowers and take care of the garden, but I I. Is this news to you? Now It now it’s. Good in two places because. In I often. When I was. Meeting our handler. She had she had a handler who you had to meet first, and then he turned over to you. Okay! Did you know that was this handler a relative of hers. What is a friend or did he work for just a business in the handling business? Now? He just worked it was he worked on the docks in Baltimore so when they opened up. The shipping container and all the. All the women popped out right right I I said I think that’s I checked the photo and I think that’s mine. Elected. It’s like you shopped in a Cadillac first and then you gotta make. Did you see the movie taken. A have it was? It was like that okay? That makes sense you know you go to you. Go to a private affair and you pick out and then they ship. They gotta ship because you can’t be connect again. You can’t just get your mail order. Kidnapped bride just right. There has to be sort of separation now and you know one of the terms read a grade do was that. She wasn’t afraid of Going to Brown town, so I knew she was going to be into soil. Okay? You know so I knew she says she’s very comfortable in a garden and I think it’s also I think it’s. It’s very important that you know people say that.
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Beautiful. Beautiful whites can do gardening. Now this kid growing up only Michelle Obama. Can do gardening and I thought what about what about what a white girls growing up. Think. Can’t garden because on the. Only the black first lady did it, so. I felt like it was important. For Patriot, farmers are are Patriot daughters of farmers to see that are beautiful, first lady. Is Not afraid to get into the dirt. I’m looking forward to see what she does with the garden. Hopefully she plans beautiful flowers, and really you know spices up the white, house I’m I’m looking forward to seeing the garden Ariel Garden now. Now. Mr President. Thank you so much for covering all the topics this week and I when a little long, but just want to thank you again. For joining us this week, I would say. Because I’m a strong Christian I. WanNa say in character that You know if any of these cross the line For people. I, said it with great faith, a lot of the things that showed on this episode. We’re done with with great faith. Okay, so don’t feel bad. Because nobody’s a better Christian and May and all of these things which is very strong. Statements of Christian faith. Christian strong Christian statements that are honest and you. You’re not. You don’t WanNa. Why you’re not a liar. I shall not bear false witness is something that is so important to me. Well, you have great values. Was the president and I thank you for joining us again and people at home. Please ratings and reviews. There have been so awesome. The kind words really appreciate it, and if you can get them and tell a friend on I, tunes Thank you so much and the live podcast episode Stress Factory August thirty first tickets go on sale this week we will tweet out all the information for you. Seven thirty it’s going to be an awesome crazy night and join the Patriot Patriot dot com slash MPG a perfect ten video coming out this week and we have the. The run oranges coming up for IVANKA LEVEL UP AND SETS PATRIOT DOT COM MPG, a false and social media at trump pod at jail call them and at Jana Ben Online dot ag once again, and if you are in the New York area, also every Friday night I produce, and I’ll be on a comedy. Show the laughing at the Belair Niner, seven PM and nine thirty pm of two shows every Friday night. If you’re in a store, you queens this week. We have rich Voss headlining. We have Mark Norman coming down next week. We have a awesome comics coming on every single week, so check that out. And and that’s it from us to president. Thanks so much again and I will see you next week. Thank you as. A strong episode. Hey, everybody! It’s Jay Al that got out of hand didn’t a little crazy. Yeah if you’re still listening to this. We’ve kept. It Pretty Sane for a few weeks. Other than praising amass a murderer. We’ve kept a pretty clean on certain front, so let’s just stay that the next few I’ll keep in mind to not go so filthy, but hopefully some of you really enjoyed that, because as horrible as I feel as a human being right now, the comedian and may feel like I accomplished a lot with this episode. Thank you for listening. just a couple of announcements that you may care about. I was on Adam Corollas podcast. So by the time you hear this on Wednesday if you’re not a patriotic person. It’s Tuesday’s episode of the Adam Corolla shown I did a lot of trump, and it was it was. It was a lot of fun. There was a lot of funny stuff in that episode. And once again same thing I have a podcast righteous PK podcasts on itunes and Potter Matic and two Youtube channels full of trump non trump content. There’s youtubecom. Trump, the internet and YouTube dot com slash J. L. E. V. I n.. I’m getting so tired of trump of doing trump of trump, trump, trump, trump trump, but. Yeah! LET’S WE’RE GONNA WE’RE GONNA as little nausea said. We’re GONNA ride till we can’t ride no more. So thank you for listening I. Hope You enjoyed this if if this one was a little too extreme. I get it. We vascilates some. Are totally clean summer, totally dirty. You never know what you’re going to get so if you didn’t like this one as much as others, it’ll be fine next week and if you love this one. I can’t promise you this level of field. Even on a monthly basis I think this one went out of control, so thank you for listening and God.
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